Le Testament d’Orphée (via womanbythesea)
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This literally just crushed me.
I WILL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER GRUMPY CAT JOKE AS LONG AS I LIVE
mother of god, we have all done a sin
Its like an animal abuse commercial
I just want to cuddle someone till things get inappropriate tbh.
i really wish i could go ahead and get my jeep so i can go ahead and travel and sleep in it and just ugh
Nature; the most beautiful and serene is often the most ruthless and destructive
Go home, Thor. You’re drunk.
how all guys should react if a girl doesn’t want to.how all girls should react if a guy doesn’t want to.
how anyone should react to anyone that doesn’t want to
Yeah but you know he ain’t callin her ass tommarow, or ever again
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
then let him leave
you are terrifying
and strange and beautiful
something not everyone knows how to love
Warsan Shire, For Women Who Are Difficult To Love
blink-182 lyrics + snapchatthis is my favourite of all of these
If you own a dog, please share.
Even if you don’t own a dog, please share